A Dutch Party Game

The Dutch! Tall, cheese-eating, tight-fisted libertarians that they are. Here is a fact about the Dutch.

They have a party game called 'Spijkerpoepen', which basically means 'nail shitting'. To play Spijkerpoepen, get a belt and hang a length of string from it. On the end of the string, tie a nail. Now put the belt on, and place a bottle on the floor.

The object of the game is to squat over the bottle and attempt to manoeuvre the nail into the bottle neck, as if you were pooing it in. Lovely.