Monday, 30 March 2009

Short back and chef

Delia Smith used to be a hairdresser.

Imagine that. Imagine sitting in a straight-backed chair, a cape tucked under your chin, while Delia Smith snipped away at your frizzy stronds. Imagine Delia Smith showing you the back of your head in a mirror, and you saying "That's great, thanks" to Delia Smith. Imagine Delia Smith sweeping up your hair after you'd left. Bloody hell.

ps. Apologies for two stupid celebrity-related facts in a row. Something more sophisticated will follow.

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