Baboon Bitch

When sharking for female baboons, dominant male baboons often perform a curious ritual known as the 'false mount'. This involves briefly mounting a submissive, younger male from the troop. In a sex way.

To the casual voyeur, this may look as though some hot homosexual baboon action is on the cards; however, this is not (generally) the case. Our dominant male is merely making the point that the lesser males are his bitches. Well, so he claims.