Needlessly Long Words

Long words can unquestionably add weight to what you're saying (or writing). Assuming, that is, they're used with economy and good judgement.

But what of those unspeakable pricks, those dictionary-sluts, who insert a 'prevaricate' where a 'lie' will suffice? Who wield a god-awful 'facilitate' in place of a perfectly functional 'arrange'? WHAT ARE THEY DOING?

Here's what they're doing: they are depitating. Depitation is the use of long or complicated words in a bid to appear more intelligent. Sadly, if you use the word 'depitation' in a conversation, people will probably accuse you of depitation.